Fart Sounds

Fart Sounds

Plenty of   Fart Sounds   Item of Interest

"...Speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
Thus Nicholas anon let fly a fart,..."

(see the rest of the fart poem here)
 
Fart Soundboard 1

 		Poor Guy can't Find a Bathroom
Fart Soundboard 2 / Fart Machine

 		The Perfect Dump
Catch The Crap Game

Fart Facts

The Fart Thesaurus

Answers to that famous question:
Who Did It?

Verbs for passing wind

Fart Jokes and Riddles

Fart rhymes from the schoolyard

 		Wise Fart Sayings
The Farting Preacher
 		 Fart Art
 
Schoolyard Fart Tricks

 		Things to Say After Farting
I Fart, Therefore I Exist
 		 Happy Hippo Farts
 
Types of Farters
 		 Blazing Saddles Fart Scene
 
Original Fart Compositions! Fart Study Presentation
(requires Microsoft PowerPoint)
 
Mr Hankey
 		 Fire Farter
 
Jurassic Fart
 		 Fart Within the Matrix
 
Stomp out the Poo
 		 See the Fart
 
Educated Fart Analysis
 		 Blind Date Fart
 
Jingle Bells Fart Song
 		 Santa Farts
 
Anniversary Fart
 		 Anchor Woman Farts
 
Farting Cat
 		 Farting Windows
 
Battle of the Farts
 		 Streaking Farts
 
Opera Baby
 		 More Fart Links
 

 

fart    (färt) Vulgar Slang 

intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts

  1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.

  2. To fool around; fritter time away.

  3. The act of farting.

n.

  1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.

  2. An annoying or foolish person.

 

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